Friday, July 22, 2011

How To Be A Democrat .... Warning - Honest 1st Hand Observations On The State Of America

Here's a little respite from our normal tips, tools, and news for the small business community. I warn you it is an honest 1st hand observation of the state of America. If it offends anyone .... too - damn - bad.

How to be a Democrat ....

1. You must believe that the way to eliminate the national debt is for the government to spend more money.

2. You must believe that the rich, who pay 86% of the federal tax revenue, are not paying their “fair share,” while the 50% or Americans who pay no taxes at all are paying their “fair share”.

3. You must believe that there is absolutely no connection between welfare payments and the soaring illegitimacy rate.

3. You must believe that the Democrats, who decided it was more important to shove Obamacare down the nation’s collective throat than to pass a budget, are blameless in the latest fiscal debacle.

4. You must believe that there is some kind of noble virtue in living here as an illegal alien while draining the taxpayer dry by collecting entitlements.

5. You must believe that capital punishment is abhorrent but abortion is benign.

6. You must believe that PBS is fair and balanced, while Fox is biased.

7. You must believe that you know best how to raise other people’s children, how to live other people’s lives, and how to spend other people’s money.

8. You must believe that Christians are a threat but MusIims are simply misunderstood victims of prejudice.

9. You must believe that the party of Alan West, Herman Cain, and Marco Rubio is racist, while the party of Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton is tolerant.

10. You must believe that the only reason socialism has not been an unqualified success is because it has not been tried by anyone as smart as America’s modern Democrats.

11. You must believe that minorities are not smart enough to be successful without affirmative action.

There ... I got that off my chest. Feel free to leave a comment if you'd like. Be aware that liberal trolls and brain dead progressives need not reply. We already know you can't handle the truth.

One more thing. GOD BLESS AMERICA ..... in 2012 we'll get her back.